Stage Directions for Anti-Corporate Ad Concepts Using Pre-Existing Advertisement Slogans Makes the Poem

Aside made by soldier in SLOW KILL ZONE after nuclear blast, observing the remnants of U.S. Army recruiting poster:

"An army of one."

Interjection by foreman of unidentified foreign sweatshop after child worker makes comment about chemical irritants burning her skin:

"Just Do It!"

Comment by physician to smoker after issuing recurrent treatment for lung cancer:

"You've come a long way, baby."

Humorous exchange between Japanese businessmen viewing presentation on the collapse of U.S. auto market:

"Have you driven a Ford lately?"