Between Black River Falls and Tomah

Why did your dad chase you with a belt when you said the a-word?
How many more minutes?
WISCONSIN INDIAN HEAD COUNTRY
The Packers just lost it in overtime.
If there is no past and no present, what about estimation jars?
Tim won’t share the iTouch.
BLACK RIVER FALLS: STAY SMART
Did you know your hair grows four times faster than your toenails, and two times faster than your fingernails?
Who do you love more?
ANTIQUES FOOD HISTORIC DOWNTOWN
Wow.
Did Stephen King write the Exorcist?
NEXT EXIT - APPLES
It should be illegal to make us take state tests. You don’t even get graded on them. They just want to show off how smart white kids in the suburbs are.
Is this the exit with the Pizza Hut?
Puss is just dead skin.
HIXON TRAVEL PLAZA
He sent an e-mail and didn’t thank the right person. He thanked Howard, who hardly does any work for them at all.
POLYDOME CALF NURSERY
What if this guy calls everyone kittycat instead of brother? Kittycat Barack Obama, Kittycat McCain, Kittycat Reverend Wright…
CASINO EXIT NOW
Is the Shining scarier than Carrie?
SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT
I don’t understand why anyone would create a language that has forbidden words.
When will we get there?
Remember? Giraffes: they are the grim reaper, they play mine sweeper.
DIESEL… WITH AN ATTITUDE
Drew was going to put his McCain bumper sticker on your car but you moved it.
Abbie doesn’t hate me any more. She said she likes me because she likes my cat.
Hannah had a boy-girl party with the pretty committee but hardly any of the boys wanted to come.
SLOTS, CRAPS, TABLE GAMES
Really.
I didn’t get scared about Carrie until after I read it, when I really started thinking about telekinesis.
AL MUTH ARCTIC CAT
I’m changing the station. These radio hosts don’t say anything.
FOX RV SALES
There’s no good food at home.
So she didn’t believe Wisconsin would have the same climate in Arkansas in fifty years, big deal?
THE FIRST EVER NICK THEME PARK
One hundred and thirty nine miles to Milwaukee.
Olivia won’t share her Halloween candy.
JACKSON CORRECTIONS INSTITUTION
Well, you didn’t share your breadsticks.
REST AREA – SCENIC OVERLOOK