Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Before We Get Too Smug

Senators Delay and Nay, is that some kind of a joke? Or maybe it’s spelled, Neigh, as in winnie. I wish Mr. Ed were here. He would know what to do. Is it possible, you great bunch of loveable fools called The American People, have actually voted to elect a Senator Delay and a Senator Nay/Neigh? Who’s next, Senator Jack Ass? Congressman Bill Pass? Dick Army? Is Congress now a Restoration Comedy? Has it all gone so much to shit that when we draw the curtain on civic responsibility such a sad sense of the absurd overcomes us that DUTY is shed for a cheap chuckle? I hear it was different in the 60s. Well, the late 60’s. Well specifically, August 12-15, 1969. But I wonder, despite knowing a semi-reliable eye-witness, namely my half-sister who claims to have been a topless waitress to whole spectacle of ‘youth culture’ that briefly bloomed over a weekend in Bethel, NY, one weekend aforemented, 1969. She says, “Yes, it’s true, I cared once. Briefly.”

1 comment:

Lane said...

Senator Moe Skito said to Congressman Fly Bloom:

"You find Barrel of Porkle, I'll suck blood from Politicus Corpus." The Porkle in Barrel was rancid, thus luscious, the blood of Corpus Statins thinned by megadose cretins, and flowing.

Both Statesmen were happy with the status quo ante, though when Lobbyist Dick Tickle entered chambers they really had a chuckle.