Wednesday, October 1, 2008

A Mechanical Parable (or silent homage to Madonna)

Allan was surprised to find the green worm when he bit into the red apple. Bite the red apple and you may taste the green worm. Alice asked herself why such a red apple must always have at least one green worm. The green worm had a lovely home in a bright red apple. I found a green worm in my delicious red apple. Sitting beneath I tree, I bit into my red apple and found, to my surprise, a green worm. Robin; sweet red apple; sweeter green worm. Imagine my surprise when I found Green worm in Red apple. The little green worm munched on the red apple. Once I bit into a bright red apple only to find a slimy green worm inside! The green worm lived inside the red apple. In a strange turn of events, the red apple ate the green worm as retribution for the deaths of its many apple brethren. What is the difference between "red apple" and "green worm"? When you buy a red apple from a farm stand, check that it doesn't have a green worm inside! The green worm cranked the catapult into position, aimed it at the red apple, climbed in, and fired. Then that shitfaced green worm ate that mutherfuckin' red apple. The green worm wiggled its way through the saucy red apple. I am the green worm within the shining red apple of your soul. Be careful when eating red apples because sometimes they can have a green worm in them. The green worm ate the red apple. Yuck, there is a red worm in my green apple. Red Worm inside Green Apple was looking to me strangely while I was trying to chew. Red Worm crawls in and out of Green Apple, oh. When Green Apple hit the ground and Red Worm was catapulted out of his cozy home he saw Red sky for the first time in his Green life. Red Worm avoided Green Apple. My luck is so bad that if I found a bright Green Apple, it would surely have a little Red Worm in it. Red Worm ate Green Apple back. My brother found my Red Worm in his Green Apple. Red Worm slithered its way across the shitty Green Apple. Red Worm ate its way through Green Apple. The bright Red Worm burrowed its way into Green Apple, oh. My rolling Green Apple ravished granny's Red Worm. Dirty Red Worm looks up in sadness at the tree bearing Green Apple it so desires. My sister found a Red Worm in her Green Apple poem. Red Worm takes a bite from my Green Apple. I picked Green Apple from my tree and stomped on a Red Worm. Red Worm perked his head out of the luscious Green Apple after eating his fat ass from one side to the other. From between Sarah's two Green Apples and before I could take a bite, out popped a little Red Worm. While I was pondering why Green Apple was last remaining on the tree, Red Worm emerged and said: Fuck off you chewy bastard. I found a Red Worm in Green Apple. Red Worm poked his head out of Green Apple that was sitting on my desk. There's a little Red Worm in this yummy Green Apple I screamed in disgust as the pale Red Worm wriggled out of the shiny Green Apple. Would you eat Green Apple that had inside Red Worm? I was eating this juicy Green Apple when I noticed it contained half of a Red Worm. The tiny Red Worm gnawed into Green Apple. Red Worm wiggled slowly from Green Apple. A lovely Green Apple often contains more than one beautiful Red Worm. The brilliantly frosty Green Apple contrasted strikingly with the Red Worm crawling. Red Worm worked its way through the core of Green Apple. There was Red Worm once again in Green Apple.

4 comments:

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Unknown said...

The Medvecky turned first green and then red upon finding a worm in its apple.

Unknown said...

"Leave me be!" cried the green worm from the red apple at the Medvecky who held them.

Unknown said...

Green worms, red apples, pink Medveckies.